THINGS I LOOK FOR IN A MAN

**** A HEAD ****
- Which must posses a logical, intellectual BRAIN....
Open to new ideas, to constructive criticism, to knowledge.

**** EYES ****
- Able to see what is visible and look for what is not.....
Must not be clouded with the mucus of the ignorant and 'blind.

**** NOSE ****
- To smell the fragrance of God's creations....
Not to be turned up in disdain at life's uncertainties.

**** LIPS, TONGUE, MOUTH ****
- To be used as instruments of pleasure, education, elevation....
Not an instrument of deceit and lies.

**** NECK ****
- The keep the head that posses the brain, upright with pride despite......

**** SHOULDERS ****
- There to be lent as a 'prop' in times of need, want....
And to accept congratulatory pats. (modestly of course)

**** CHEST ****
- Strong, reliable, able to protect whats inside.

**** HANDS, ARMS ****
- Open to give a hug, hold.....Gentle enough to offer strokes of pleasure, comfort , intimacy....
Yet strong enough to offer a firm grip of support.

**** HEART ****
- Open to accept the unseen, the questioned, the goodness of the Lord....
Forgive, love....appreciate what is most times taken for granted.

**** BACK ****
- Upright and able to accommodate the numerous 'knives' that are sometimes plunged in it....
And still be as gracious and sensitive as ever.

**** SPINE ****
- Straight, Strong, Resilient...
Spine made of BONE....not tooth-pick.

**** BUTT ****
- Prefer it not bigger than mine.....
But a lil cushion never hurt before.

**** PENIS ****
- To be used as responsible recreational, entertainment, and reproduction purposes.....
NOT TO THINK WITH. (Quality and class over Quantity...if you know what I mean )

**** THIGH, LEGS, KNEES ****
- Flexible, sturdy....supports the entire system.

**** FEET ****
- Well planted to the ground...
Willing to tread that long, narrow-winded road (bare-feet if need be)

**** TOES ****
Well PEDICURED.

**** PERSONALITY ****
- Sense of humor, sensitive, kind, genuine, stable...
An asset...not a liability.
Willing to compromise as much as compromising another.