Do you remember when you added me to your profile?
It was the 21th July 08....Oh how time does fly.
We chatted about mundane topics, made jokes, flirted,
I went to bed with you on my mind, though at the time I was committed.
Got up in the middle of the night to look at your pics,
Quickly minimized the page when my GF got up to get her nightly fix.
Waited by the computer all day for you to log on,
Time took so long....did not see you that day, was something wrong???!!!
Message in your inbox, and your email in case you missed one,
Still no response for 3 days, lost my senses, rationalization I have none.
Regretful that we did not exchange phone numbers that first day,
Then I would've been able to call, hear your voice, make sure you were ok.
FINALLY!!!! After a week you appear online once again,
My hands are shaking, excited to chat with you, my chest is in pain.
Couldn't wait for you to relax and say 'hi',
I got on my keyboard and mistakenly typed the words 'bye'.
Feeling stupid I logged off immediately and waited while,
Got back on and played the silent game, feeling lika a nervous child.
Downloaded your pics as the screensaver on my PC, Laptop and iPhone,
I look at them when I'm down, then I don't feel alone.
Want to meet you so bad, after 3 weeks of chatting,
But you told me 'no, leave it just FB, besides I'm already dating.'
I felt hurt betrayed, how can you do this to me, thought I was the one,
So all this chatting on FB was nothing but innocent fun?
I dug through your profile, your friend's profile for any clue as to who you are,
Finally saw some pics of you...hanging out at a popular bar.
AH HAAA!!!! Now I know where I can 'accidentally' meet you, face to face,
Hear you laugh, touch your hands, hope you wear that nice top, the one with lace.
GF telling me I'm neglecting her, neglecting my appearance,
She don't know that I found my 'true love' just want to be in her presence.
So I waited on Thursday, Friday and Saturday at that same spot,
Dressed to kill, smelling great, rose in hand, clothes don't have a wrinkle...not a dot.
3 weeks later of the same routine, no sign of her no progress,
Ah getting damn impatient...keep wasting my time...ah getting vex.
To top it off the bitch blocked me off her profile don't know why,
All I ever did was send her love poems daily, ok...3 times a day, is that a crime???!!!
Trying to email but it coming back as a failure notice,
She deleted that too...and called the police.
I simply wrote to her exactly how I feel,
In no less than a 1000 words...I came out clean.
Whats wrong with that? I being an honest boy,
I love youuuuuu so much, and you played me like a toy.
NOTE:- As funny as this may seem it actually happened.
Some of the incidents have been modified, but the purpose of this note is to remind ourselves that anything uploaded can be downloaded for anyones' perverted entertainment. And once linked to an account, be it through a mutual friend or third party 'deleting' or 'blocking' won't stop someone from locating you on the net if they really wanted to.
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