THE PERFECT MAN

• All I ask is for the perfect man to come my way,
• One who's serious minded... and have no time to play.
• He must be well spoken, manerism proper,
• Dress neatly, adores me... and no other.
• At night, he must be available to give me massages... with scented oils,
• Body to body, chocolate-covered strawberries, wine, silk sheets, never to soil.
• Fingers well manicured, toes pedicured, face neatly trimmed,
• Body rigid, muscled, toned ... mmmmmm..... solid, but still somewhat slimmed.
• He must have proper bathroom etiquette ... please turn down the seat,
• After showering - on the bathroom tiles, for goodness sakes.. no print of feet.
• Breakfast in bed, lunch on the table, Dinner and a movie a regular occurance,
• The perfect host, the admired guest, confident, he needs no assurance...
• BUT WAIT!!!!......
• What am I to do with a man who's always serious minded. .. and has no time for play???!!!
• Then we'd live such boring lives, no sense of humour .... geez ... a recipe for a longer day.
• And well spoken is not such a bad thing, but let me hear a lil swearing once-in-a-while at least, Adoration is also nice, devotion sweet, but a lil competion will be cool... intensify the heat.
• Well manicured and pedicured, toned, rigid, muscled... what perfection,
• But if I really need that, I'd buy a maniquin or get a doll... and pull him out on ocassion.
• As much as I want to him to be firm, clean shaven, model material at best,
• I don't want to get bruised, or feel like a wall - instead of chest - pressed against my breast.
• SOOOOOOO!!!!......
• I'll take you as you are, loud, crass, bowl-faced an all,
• And ask the Lord for patience to deal with your attitudes/attributes, be it big or small.
• But remember to a woman's heart nothing works better than romancing,
• I still want to experience lines 5 & 6, added to that, some jewelry and midnight dancing.
• :-D