Panty-ville is experiencing some technical difficulties, sorry for the inconvenience,
We've become bombarded, overloaded with lies...our services are out of compliance.
Due to the economic down-turn, cost-of-living up-turn, demands can no longer be met, Unfortunately maintainence cost, marketing strategies... have not even been discussed yet.
You see... our services are one-of-a-kind, exceptional ....our business far from unique,
But unlike others on the market, we demand quality, give quantity... competitive, hard to beat. Over the years, as service providers, valued clients have benifitted from our luscious wealth,
But as any other business, it needs to be reciprocated, not left with the dirty hand it was dealt.
Maintainence - we took pride in, depending on the season, we 'cleaned' or mowed our lawn, Giving in to whims and fancies, discomfort, All to be treated like what??? A PAWN?
All that was required from our 'esteemed' clients, was loyal and faithful patronage,
But I guess that was too much to ask, when across the street temptation lured and held you hostage.
So from hence-forth Panty-ville is no longer tolerating delinquencies, we're letting go of unfaithful clients,
We've revised our policies, procedures, SELF COMPLACENCY, we re-did our Vision and Mision Statements.
Gone are the days when a simple word or gesture would open the doors of business to you,
As we said before...Panty-ville is closed, we no longer require your patronage, clients we want...NEW.
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